The Morning Sixpack - February 6, 2025

Trump admin goes full chaos mode: Evictions, purges, data grabs & culture wars

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Trump Administration Pressures Government Workers to Accept Buyout Before Deadline

In a bold and controversial move, the Trump administration is pushing federal employees to accept buyouts before a midnight deadline, warning that those who refuse may still face termination.

A memo circulated on Thursday emphasized the urgency: "At this time, we cannot give you full assurance regarding the certainty of your position."

Labor unions are fighting back, claiming the "deferred resignation program" may lack legal standing, and have taken the battle to court, with a federal judge set to hear arguments this afternoon.

More than 40,000 employees have already accepted the offer, but uncertainty looms over whether promised payouts will hold (they won’t—Trump welches on everything), as some agencies have cautioned that payments could stop unexpectedly.

Beyond domestic agencies like the EPA, the buyout extends to intelligence organizations, with exceptions for air traffic controllers and select IRS employees during tax season.

Meanwhile, billionaire Elon Musk, appointed as a "special government employee" by Trump, has been aggressively reshaping federal operations. Musk’s quasi-governmental office, the Department of Government Efficiency (not a real department), has been demanding access to sensitive personnel data and overseeing sweeping staff reductions across multiple agencies. His role appears to extend beyond the advisory capacity outlined in Trump's executive orders, raising concerns about privacy and executive overreach.

The administration argues these cuts are necessary to trim the federal budget, but critics warn of legal and ethical violations.

While Democratic lawmakers and federal employees protest, Republican lawmakers have largely endorsed the effort.

With Musk leading a rapid government restructuring and layoffs potentially increasing to 70% of agency staff, the situation remains volatile.

The administration's push to slim down the federal workforce continues despite legal challenges and mounting opposition.

Source: Reuters

All these lawsuits Trump didn’t lose, including when the Supreme Court gave him near-total immunity, have only emboldened him.

Blame Merrick Garland. He sucks.

Musk’s DOGE Agents Given Sweeping Access to Federal Employee Data, Raising Security Alarms

This should be a 10-alarm fire. I’m pretty sure those don’t exist, but we’ve never experienced anything like this before, either.

Agents from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) (not a real department) have gained administrative access to highly restricted personnel records for millions of federal employees, including those in sensitive national security roles.

This unprecedented access, which extends across key agencies like the Treasury and State Departments, has alarmed U.S. security officials who fear potential misuse or breaches. The Office of Personnel Management (OPM), the agency maintaining these records, has also seen abrupt personnel shifts and restructuring under DOGE oversight—fueling concerns over data integrity and government accountability.

The swift takeover has rattled OPM staff (those that are left), with reports of DOGE agents—some in their early 20s and previously employed by Musk’s private ventures—being granted extensive control over government systems within days of Trump’s inauguration. “They could put a new file in someone’s record; they could modify an existing record,” an OPM official warned. “They could delete that record out of the database. They could export all that data… to a Google Drive (they already have—to external drives). Or to a foreign country.”

Meanwhile, security experts worry that the chaos presents a prime opportunity for adversaries like China, Russia, and Iran to exploit vulnerabilities. (Duh?)

Despite mounting scrutiny, neither DOGE nor the White House has clarified whether proper security vetting occurred before granting such access. The situation has prompted calls from Senate Democrats for immediate oversight, as well as a lawsuit accusing OPM of violating federal privacy laws.

"If I were the Russians or Chinese or Iranians and I saw this DOGE operation getting formed, I would be seeding people into this operation like crazy,” a former U.S. security official stated.

With key IT safeguards being dismantled and watchdogs sounding the alarm, the national security implications of DOGE’s unchecked power remain a growing concern.

Source: The Washington Post

Needless to say, but we’re doomed.

Trump Claims U.S. Will Control Gaza After War, No Troops Needed

In a move sparking global controversy, President Donald Trump announced that Israel will transfer control of Gaza to the U.S. after the war ends, claiming there will be no need for American troops on the ground.

Trump stated that Palestinians “would have already been resettled in far safer and more beautiful communities, with new and modern homes, in the region.” What a snake oil salesman! And people believe this bullshit. AMAZING.

His remarks, made on Truth Social, follow his recent proposal to turn Gaza into the “Riviera of the Middle East,” an idea that has drawn widespread condemnation across the Arab world.

As Trump doubled down on his vision, Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz ordered the army to develop a plan for the “voluntary departure” of Gaza’s residents, suggesting that countries critical of Israel’s war efforts, such as Spain, Ireland, and Norway, should take in Palestinians.

This plan has been met with outrage, with critics warning of a second Nakba—a reference to the 1948 mass displacement of Palestinians.

“We will not sell our land for you, real estate developer. We are hungry, homeless, and desperate, but we are not collaborators,” said Abdel Ghani, a father of four in Gaza, rejecting Trump’s relocation plan.

With ceasefire negotiations between Israel and Hamas ongoing, Trump’s comments have complicated diplomatic efforts, drawing sharp rebukes from regional powers like Saudi Arabia and Jordan.

International law experts warn that forced displacement is a war crime under the Geneva Conventions, while U.S. allies fear Trump's plan could inflame tensions across the Middle East. As the White House prepares to meet Jordan’s King Abdullah next week, the world watches to see if Trump’s proposal is political posturing or a serious policy shift.

Source: Reuters

Oh, it’s both a policy shift and political posturing. Trump doesn’t have ANY policies other than political posturing.

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Transgender Athletes from Women’s Sports

President Donald Trump has signed an executive order barring transgender women from competing in women's sports, declaring, “With this executive order, the war on women’s sports is over.” Announced in the White House East Room, the order threatens to strip federal funding from schools that allow transgender athletes to participate on women's teams, citing Title IX protections for biological sex. The move fulfills a key campaign promise and plays into broader political battles over gender and sports.

Critics argue that the ban is based on disinformation and exaggerates the presence of transgender athletes in women’s sports. Advocates for transgender inclusion stress that trans athletes make up a tiny fraction of competitors and that natural variations in athletic ability exist across all genders. Meanwhile, public opinion appears divided; the White House cited a 2023 Gallup poll showing that nearly 70% of Americans believe athletes should compete based on their sex assigned at birth. The order itself does not explicitly mention the word “transgender,” but Trump made his stance clear, stating, “In recent years, the radical left has waged an all-out campaign to erase the very concept of biological sex.”

While the White House insists the order is about fairness in women’s sports, the administration has also taken broader steps to roll back protections for transgender individuals, including moves to defund programs promoting "gender ideology" in schools. Civil rights groups are expected to challenge the order in court, arguing it violates anti-discrimination protections. As states and school districts navigate enforcement, the political and legal battles over transgender rights in sports are far from over.

Source: NPR

Since trans women are really men in MAGA’s eyes, are trans men really women in their eyes, too?

And if so, can trans men play in women’s sports? I mean, by their “logic,” they should, right?

Trump’s DOGE Targets National Weather Service, Raising Fears Over Life-Saving Forecasts

As hurricane season approaches, America’s public weather forecasting system faces a crisis.

President Donald Trump’s administration, through the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) (not a real department), is pushing deep staffing cuts at the National Weather Service (NWS) and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), sparking fears of delayed or missed life-saving weather warnings.

Employees at these agencies received buyout offers under the “deferred resignation program” this week, with potential cuts of 5-10% in critical forecasting roles. “People are scared. They’ve never had this type of uncertainty really hang over them,” said a source familiar with the situation.

Adding to the turmoil, at least one DOGE representative has gained access to NOAA’s IT systems, reportedly searching for diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives.

While NOAA has not responded to requests for comment, concerns are mounting over the administration’s priorities.

“Any further staff reductions to NWS means we have a higher—maybe much higher—probability of missing life-saving weather warnings and giving people the heads-up they need,” warned Mary Glackin, former president of the American Meteorological Society.

The impact on hurricane forecasting, which relies on real-time data from satellites, buoys, and aircraft, could be severe, especially as hurricane intensity increases due to climate shifts. (You can bet your ass that any satellites monitoring anything for the federal government will soon be supplied by Musk’s SpaceX company, for a tidy non-taxable profit.)

The cuts coincide with Trump’s nomination of Neil Jacobs to lead NOAA, a scientist with a controversial history at the agency. Jacobs was involved in the infamous 2019 “Sharpiegate” scandal when the White House pressured NOAA to back Trump’s false claim about Hurricane Dorian’s projected path.

“The big question is what did Neil learn from his last experience when he compromised the scientists and the scientific integrity by trying to defend Trump?” said former NOAA chief scientist Craig McLean.

As political pressure mounts and staffing is gutted, experts worry that America’s ability to predict and respond to extreme weather events is being dangerously undermined.

Source: CNN

Let’s just go back to the Dark Ages, where we didn’t know jackshit about anything.

What we don’t know can’t hurt us, right?

Trump Administration Abruptly Evicts Former Coast Guard Leader with Three Hours' Notice

In a move that has raised eyebrows and drawn criticism, the Trump administration evicted former U.S. Coast Guard Commandant Admiral Linda Fagan from her residence at Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling, providing her with only three hours to vacate.

This sudden eviction left Fagan, the first woman to lead a branch of the U.S. military, scrambling to gather her personal belongings and find alternative accommodations. A source close to Fagan described the action as "petty and personal," highlighting the abruptness and lack of consideration in the process.

Admiral Fagan was dismissed from her position two weeks prior, with officials citing concerns over her focus on diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives, as well as issues related to border security.

Despite being granted a 60-day waiver to secure new housing, Homeland Security officials abruptly rescinded this allowance, instructing Acting Commandant Kevin Lunday to enforce the immediate eviction.

The directive reportedly came from high-level administration officials, though it's unclear if President Trump was directly involved.

The manner of Fagan's removal and subsequent eviction has sparked debate over the administration's handling of military leadership transitions and its stance on diversity initiatives within the armed forces. Critics argue that the eviction was unnecessarily harsh and disrespectful to a decorated service member, while supporters contend that it aligns with the administration's broader efforts to refocus military priorities. As the situation unfolds, it underscores the tensions inherent in balancing leadership changes with respect for those who have served.

Source: My Daily Grind News

But Trump loves the military!

Sounds like an abusive relationship, doesn’t it?