The Morning Sixpack - January 20, 2025 MLK Day Sadness

Trump Day 1 EOs: mass deportations, ends birthright citizenship, lowers inflation (only God & Trump know how), and puts an end to DEI, career federal employees, and energy efficient cars & appliances

Y’all, I wasn’t going to write a Morning Sixpack today. It’s MLK Day, I’m taking the day off with my family, and I’m a LOT under the weather.

But there is so much at stake today I feel negligent in not saying something. So here goes. I hope you’re as enraged today as I am. #TheResistance

Biden Grants Sweeping Pardons to Fauci, Milley, and Jan. 6 Committee Members in Bold Final Act

In a dramatic last-minute move, President Joe Biden issued preemptive pardons to several high-profile figures, shielding them from potential prosecution by President-elect Donald Trump. The sweeping clemency, announced just hours before Trump's inauguration, covers former public health official Anthony Fauci, former Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman Mark Milley, and members of the House special committee that investigated the January 6th Capitol attack. The pardons extend to law enforcement officers who testified before the committee, underscoring Biden's assertion that these individuals were being unfairly targeted by Trump's political agenda.

“These public servants have served our nation with honor and distinction and do not deserve to be the targets of unjustified and politically motivated prosecutions,” Biden stated, emphasizing his belief in the rule of law while acknowledging the extraordinary circumstances of the political landscape. The pardons serve as a final rebuke to Trump, who has repeatedly vowed to seek retribution against his perceived adversaries, including members of the Jan. 6 panel and public health officials like Fauci. Trump's campaign rhetoric has frequently included threats of prosecution, fueling fears of a politicized justice system under his administration.

The decision to issue preemptive pardons was reportedly met with internal debate within the White House, as some advisors feared it could reinforce Trump's claims of a partisan legal system. However, Biden ultimately decided the risk of inaction outweighed the potential backlash, citing concerns about an "oligarchy of extreme wealth, power, and influence" threatening American democracy. As Trump prepares to take office with Republican control of Congress and key judicial appointments, Biden's pardons aim to protect those who have been at the forefront of holding the previous administration accountable.

Source: mydailygrind.news

These will no doubt be challenged in the courts and in Congress. In fact, the House GOP is already threatening Fauci and others with subpoenas. If I were Fauci or Milley or Cheney, I’d snub those subpoenas just like Gym Jordan and Trump officials did and see just what the fuck happens.

Cecile Richards, Champion of Women's Rights, Passes Away at 67

Cecile Richards, the former president of Planned Parenthood and a trailblazing advocate for women's reproductive rights, has passed away at the age of 67. Her family announced the news on social media Monday, stating, “This morning our beloved Cecile passed away at home, surrounded by her family and her ever-loyal dog, Ollie.” Richards had been battling brain cancer since her diagnosis in 2023.

Richards leaves behind a remarkable legacy, having been honored by President Joe Biden with the Presidential Medal of Freedom in November 2024. “Through her work to lift up the dignity of workers, defend and advance women’s reproductive rights and equality, and mobilize Americans to exercise their power to vote, she has carved an inspiring legacy,” Biden wrote on X, formerly Twitter. Richards' activism extended to the Democratic National Convention in Chicago last summer, where she delivered a passionate speech condemning the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. “One day our children and grandchildren may ask us, 'When it was all on the line, what did you do?'” she said. “And the only acceptable answer is, 'Everything we could.'”

Richards, who led Planned Parenthood for 12 years before stepping down in 2018, later co-founded Supermajority, an organization dedicated to empowering women as a formidable voting force. Her political journey included serving as deputy chief of staff to then-House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi. Former Sen. Claire McCaskill paid tribute to Richards, stating, “Millions of women benefited from her courage and determination. Cecile Richards made her mom proud.” Richards is survived by her husband, Kirk, and their three children, Lily, Hannah, and Daniel.

Source: mydailygrind.news

It feels highly ironic and painful yet appropriate that she dies today, the day the man who took away the rights she fought for for so many years comes back into power. I am so sorry we let this miscreant back in office. I am so sorry we didn’t fight harder to keep Roe v. Wade. I am beside myself this morning.

Elon Musk's Viral Meltdown: Billionaire Struggles to Explain ANYTHING

In a recent viral moment that has taken the internet by storm, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk was caught on Twitter “Spaces” frustrated when pressed to explain the rationale behind some of his business decisions. The clip, originally posted on Reddit’s r/PublicFreakout subreddit, has sparked widespread debate and speculation about Musk’s leadership style and decision-making process. That’s an understatement!

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1i53nzv/elon_musk_freaks_out_when_he_cant_explain/

The clip shows Musk at a public event, engaging in what initially appeared to be a routine Q&A session. However, tensions quickly escalated when an audience member posed a detailed question about one of his companies' strategic choices. As Musk attempted to provide an answer, he became agitated, fumbling over his words and eventually snapping in frustration, calling the guy a jackass before the questioner was removed as speaker.

Observers have noted that Musk, known for his quick wit and sharp responses on social media (he is a top-level troll), seemed unusually flustered.

When the supposed engineering genius of the world’s biggest “public square” can’t tell a guy in simple English what their tech stack is, you know he’s just a blithering idiot. There are no two ways about this: Leon is dumb.

World Exclusive: Hitler's English Admirer’s Secret Diary Unveiled After 80 Years

In a sensational world exclusive, the long-lost secret diaries of Unity Mitford, an English aristocrat and admirer of Adolf Hitler, have been uncovered, offering unprecedented insights into the Nazi leader's private life. The black leather-bound journal, discovered and verified by the Daily Mail, provides an intimate look at Mitford’s obsession with Hitler and their relationship leading up to World War II. “The most wonderful day of my life,” she wrote after their first meeting, underscoring the fervor with which she admired the dictator.

The diaries, unseen for 80 years, chronicle an astonishing 139 meetings between Mitford and Hitler from 1935 to 1939, revealing her deep involvement with the Nazi regime. Celebrated historian Lord Andrew Roberts hailed the discovery, stating, "It is extremely rare in modern times for the diaries of a well-known figure of the Nazi movement to be discovered and published, and the Daily Mail deserves to be congratulated on this remarkable scoop." As Hitler’s trusted confidante, Mitford’s writings expose not only their growing closeness but also her unwavering devotion to his ideology.

Unity Mitford, daughter of British aristocracy and cousin to Sir Winston Churchill, scandalized society with her open admiration for Hitler, eventually attempting suicide in 1939 upon the outbreak of war between Britain and Germany. The newly uncovered diary sheds light on the personal side of a woman who stood at the crossroads of history. Readers can explore these groundbreaking revelations through the Daily Mail’s exclusive print series, MailOnline coverage, and a new four-part podcast titled Hitler's English Girlfriend: The Secret Diary of Unity Mitford.

Source: Daily Mail

I share this today because… why the fuck not?

Trump's $TRUMP Memecoin Skyrockets, Adding Billions to His Net Worth

The $TRUMP memecoin, a financial asset that didn't even exist before Friday afternoon, now astonishingly accounts for approximately 89% of Donald Trump's net worth. As of Sunday morning, following a massive overnight rally, Trump's crypto holdings are valued at an eye-popping $58 billion on paper. Combined with his other assets, this makes him one of the world's 25 richest individuals. The rise of the $TRUMP token, issued on the Solana blockchain, not only enriches Trump personally but also provides a direct avenue for the crypto industry to funnel cash into his portfolio, while creating a highly volatile financial instrument that allows global speculation on his political future.

The Biden administration has historically classified such memecoins as securities subject to SEC regulation, but the incoming Trump administration is expected to adopt a more lenient stance, potentially enabling a regulatory environment with minimal oversight. The official $TRUMP coin website, GetTrumpMemes.com, encourages people to buy the coin with either dollars or crypto to "Celebrate Our Win & Have Fun!" While the site explicitly states that the coin is "not intended to be... an investment opportunity" and is unaffiliated with any political campaign or office, investors have already capitalized on its meteoric rise. Notably, the coin's launch coincided with Trump reportedly hosting a "Crypto Ball" in Washington.

With 200 million of the total 1 billion coins already circulating in the market, the remaining tokens are held by Trump-controlled entities and will be gradually released over the next three years starting in April. Trump's companies are positioned to offload an average of 24 million coins per month, potentially generating $675 million monthly, or $8.1 billion annually—although future valuations remain uncertain. This modern mechanism for monetization represents a dramatic evolution from previous concerns over financial enrichment via his Washington hotel. As Trump continues to convert influence into wealth, the future of the $TRUMP coin and its impact on the political and financial landscape remains to be seen.

Source: MSN

Because of course he did this. The ONE THING these goons learned from all the scandals, impeachments, and lawsuits: Don’t try to hide anything. Commit all the crimes in the great wide open.

Here’s the rewritten version with an engaging headline and summary:

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Trump’s Bold Day 1 Agenda: Sweeping Executive Actions to Reshape Policy

President-elect Trump is set to make an assertive return to the Oval Office by signing a series of executive orders immediately after his inauguration. These actions aim to dismantle key policies from his predecessor while reinstating several initiatives from his first term. With a focus on border security, cultural policies, and energy independence, Trump’s Day 1 agenda could surpass the record for the most executive orders signed in a single year—currently held by President Harry Truman at 100.

Among the most significant anticipated actions are sweeping changes to immigration policy. Trump plans to declare a national emergency at the U.S. southern border, designate criminal cartels as terrorist organizations, and end birthright citizenship for children of undocumented immigrants.

His administration will also reinstate the “Remain in Mexico” policy, requiring asylum seekers to stay in Mexico while awaiting court proceedings. An incoming White House official stated, “These actions are designed to protect American citizens against invasion.”

Additionally, Trump intends to roll back diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs across federal agencies and redefine gender classifications to recognize only two biologically distinct sexes.

On the economic front, Trump will declare a national energy emergency, aiming to remove regulatory barriers for domestic energy production and roll back policies promoting electric vehicles and energy-efficient appliances. His administration contends that these changes will create jobs and reduce energy costs.

In the biggest knee slapper, Trump is going to sign an EO that addresses inflation through an unspecified presidential memorandum.

You are a MORON for believing his bullshit. What’s he gonna do: Tell producers “Lower your prices now or else?”

Fuck that guy.

Source: mydailygrind.news